St.Advani of Asinine – The LK Advani School of Comedy

For those who have been following LK Advani’s blog here, there can be no dearth of comedy. It is very clear that the pranksters at LK Advani’s office are clearly pulling one on him.

This latest post on St.Francis of Assisi tries to make LK Advani look positively asinine. Obviously one of the glam Arun Shourie inspired magis sitting there thought this up and also managed to convince Advani that the Christians would perhaps fall for this line of attack, or defense…

You need not go there to read it, for it is reproduced here verbatim, with comments of course…(in brackets)

How to be in God’s service by St. Francis of Assisi ( by St.Advani of Asinine )

• It is in giving that we receive. ( Why I receive bullshit )

• If you have men who will exclude any of God’s creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men. ( And spread it around evenly… )

• It is in pardoning that we are pardoned. ( Khandahar, explained ! )

• It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching. (which is why I take a rath)

• It is not fitting, when one is in God’s service, to have a gloomy face or a chilling look. (Now don’t look at me. I am in the Devil’s service)

• Lord, grant that I might not so much seek to be loved as to love. ( I love Jinnah, should Jinnah love me? )

• Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury let me sow pardon. ( Lord let me swallow my instrument of P’s and let it sow with abandon )

• Start by doing what’s necessary; then do what’s possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible. ( See above: You always thought such things impossible )

• While you are proclaiming peace with your lips, be careful to have it even more fully in your heart. ( Mistake by St. Francis, he actually meant throat)

• I have been all things unholy. If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. ( Any doubts anyone ? )

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There is a small side note that explains who St.Francis of Assisi was, well I do not want to write to parody that. And of course for your continual amusement kindly subscribe to his RSS feed. It is quite amusing.

This man for Prime Minister, sitting in Nehru’s shoes? If this man’s speechwriters themselves find him intolerable and seek to change his image with disastrous results like these, how can India and the World tolerate him? It is time he fired this comic bunch and wrote these things himself. At least the comedy would be better and he will write straight from his throat, sorry heart.

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